i drempt that i was filling tall vases with hot wax and jet fuel to make candles, with Trey. after we were done we sat down on my bed and tried to eat french fries, but a very fast cat kept stealing them.
last night i was thinking about how metal said that i'm "one of those people who talks about gross," all the time, as in; "there's cat hair on my lollypop, and that's gross" or "last night i rested my head in a giant ashtray, gross." i have caught myself using the word a lot more since he made the claim & i've decided it's ok to be a gross-person. i could be the friend you can count on to point out anything remotely unpleasent.
do you need a friend like that?
i was talking about how snl has been on air for 30 years at work and my boss looked at me straight-faced and said, "you're lying."
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you were lying - they invented that show like las season.
i had a really fast cat steal french fries from me in real life, its really NOT awesome. i heart the newly invented SNL...
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